Tuesday, March 1, 2011

Smart Woman

A man with a gun goes into a bank and demands their money.

Once he is given the money, he turns to a customer and asks,

'Did you see me rob this bank?'

The man replied, 'Yes sir, I did.'

The robber then shot him point blank, killing him instantly.. He then turned to a couple standing next to him and asked ,

'Did you see me rob this bank?'

The woman smartly replied...

"No sir, I didn't, but my husband did!"

Moral -

When Opportunity knocks....MAKE USE OF IT, it doesn't knock twice !!!!

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